MANKIND HERE!

Oh Shit Bro, I logged into that shithole they call a game second life. First I was stuck in this newfag area. Then I went to a couple places that was empty no people for miles like a desert. Then I finally followed the green dots things on the map shit thingy and found some creepy ass fucking people. They was like talking to each other and shit in real english and having actual conversations. I was flabbergasted!!!! I asked one fag, he appeared to be a white knight, because I called the fake girl thing a fat bitch in real life and he got all keyboard warrior on me n shit. I was starting to catch cancer from all the faggotry and butthurt so I swifly tried to leave that shithole and broke my damn LEG see...